Posts Tagged ‘news’

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Cheating girlfriend hid dead newborn baby in car boot to keep pregnancy secret from partner

July 14, 2008

dead baby lady

i just copy and pasted that headline, because it was just THAT fucking complicated. isn’t life awesome?

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Awesome new news site

July 3, 2008

Silobreaker: Welcome

I suggest that everyone use Silobreaker instead of Yahoo! or Google News, along with some sort of web rss reader, because this site is AWESOME for some semantic correlation and study of news by area, by amount of coverage, or just to read “meta-articles” comprised of snippets and quotes from different articles on the same subject. It even has wiki-like Fact Sheets on companies, separatist groups, and different newsworthy people. Check it out!

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bow to your computing gods

May 1, 2008

May 1, 1964: First Basic Program Runs

that’s right kids, they fired up BASIC about 44 years ago today. so

10 celebrate
20 goto 10

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the government thinks people are trying to kill you

April 30, 2008

Tainted: FDA Believes Heparin Contamination Was Intentional

yes, that’s right kids, we have an arm of the government actually looking out for your best interests, and hunting the people that poison our medicine down, assuming they did it intentionally. I wonder if they have information that we don’t on this? I’m sure they do, its the FUCKING GOVERNMENT.

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wow! ethanol for everybody!

April 27, 2008
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Atheist soldier turned out of Iraq…by other soldiers?

April 26, 2008

FOXNews.com – Fort Riley atheist soldier speaks out on lawsuit – Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

best quote ever, from the Military Religious Freedom Foundation’s president:

“The average American doesn’t have enough
intestinal fortitude to tell someone to shut up if they are talking in
a movie theater,” Weinstein said. “You know how hard it is to take on
your chain of command? This isn’t the shift manager at KFC.”

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Sooners are RETARDS.

April 25, 2008
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We do demand that it stick around!

April 24, 2008

Ballmer: You want XP, we’ll keep XP | Tech news blog – CNET News.com

Yes, we want to keep XP! The SP3 RC2 for xp is awesome, and Vista is too much of a hardware hog to deploy corporate-wide! Cost of ownership on vista because of the hardware restraints is waaaaay high! I don’t mind using Vista, but on a good machine!

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grow a new arm and get back in the shit soldier!

April 22, 2008

DoD establishes institute tasked with regrowing body parts – Engadget

this is pretty cool, i saw another program on this same subject and it is actually coming along pretty quickly already, this shot in the arm should make it really awesome really soon.

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Russian President Putin secretly divorced his wife to marry a gymnast…wait, what?

April 17, 2008

He must have stop hitting the booze so hard!

Putin secretly divorces his wife and marries rhythmical gymnast Alina Kabaeva? – Pravda.Ru:

update: putin denies this story but there is more information around! what in the hell is going on? :P

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ABC SUCKS!!!

April 16, 2008
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these boots are for every man

April 13, 2008

YouTube – L Ron Hubbard video quote: Boots in the Sky

that’s what scientology is about: boots, and giving all your earthly possessions and money to some wacko nutjobs. oh, and boots.

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yeah, they’re bitter. they’re bitter that noone else in the presidential race gives a shit about them.

April 13, 2008

Barack Obama : : Change We Can Believe In | Caitlin Harvey’s Blog: PA Small Town and Rural Leaders Reject Clinton and McCain Attacks

the media constantly tries to twist Obama’s words, and kinda twists Clinton’s when it can, but where’s the poking and prodding of John McCain?

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my walls are shiny!

April 13, 2008
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what the press does when you’re not looking

April 13, 2008

Daily Kos: Book Review: David Brock’s and Paul Waldman’s “Free Ride”

people can bitch all they want, but i know for a fact that Media Matters are some of the best fact-checkers ever, and the accusation that McCain can just get away with whatever and the media not really report on it is pretty damn solid.

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your rom needs to be put in with this hammer, ma’am

April 12, 2008
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more drugs!

April 11, 2008
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your daily dose of crazy

April 11, 2008

H.S. teacher resigns amid reports she was running escort services – On Deadline – USATODAY.com

its not enough to have sex with students…teachers now have to sell sex to get paid! motto: PAY TEACHERS MORE MONEY!!!

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you try to lose weight…

April 9, 2008
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friends don’t let friends eat stale candy

April 9, 2008
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holy shit!

April 9, 2008

Most powerful laser in the world fires up

this damn thing is right down the road from me! i wonder if i can shoot it at the frost bank tower and cause a laser-melting refracted apocalypse! that’d be awesome.

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probably the most important conversation to come for a presidential candidate

April 8, 2008

Obama Questions Petraeus at Senate Hearing – washingtonpost.com

excellent, just excellent. obama is awesome!

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Charlton Heston dead!

April 6, 2008

Charlton Heston, 84; actor played epic figures – Los Angeles Times

damn, that sucks. I raise my rifle in salute, sir.

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dumbassery or hilarity? you decide.

April 5, 2008
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omg gimme an ipod touch already!!!

April 5, 2008


Quake 3 hits the iPod touch, makes for portable LAN party – Engadget

AWESOME!!! Let’s put Rocket Arena 3 on this thing and PARTY!!!!

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still diva as hell

April 5, 2008
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just for an answer…

April 5, 2008

Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Married | Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z

Source: Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Married – Weddings, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z : People.com

noone would believe me that they were really getting married when I said it earlier today, so i’m posting this. did they think he was REALLY a player still or something?