i just copy and pasted that headline, because it was just THAT fucking complicated. isn’t life awesome?
Posts Tagged ‘news’

Cheating girlfriend hid dead newborn baby in car boot to keep pregnancy secret from partner
July 14, 2008
Awesome new news site
July 3, 2008I suggest that everyone use Silobreaker instead of Yahoo! or Google News, along with some sort of web rss reader, because this site is AWESOME for some semantic correlation and study of news by area, by amount of coverage, or just to read “meta-articles” comprised of snippets and quotes from different articles on the same subject. It even has wiki-like Fact Sheets on companies, separatist groups, and different newsworthy people. Check it out!

bow to your computing gods
May 1, 2008May 1, 1964: First Basic Program Runs
that’s right kids, they fired up BASIC about 44 years ago today. so
10 celebrate
20 goto 10

the government thinks people are trying to kill you
April 30, 2008Tainted: FDA Believes Heparin Contamination Was Intentional
yes, that’s right kids, we have an arm of the government actually looking out for your best interests, and hunting the people that poison our medicine down, assuming they did it intentionally. I wonder if they have information that we don’t on this? I’m sure they do, its the FUCKING GOVERNMENT.

wow! ethanol for everybody!
April 27, 2008
Atheist soldier turned out of Iraq…by other soldiers?
April 26, 2008best quote ever, from the Military Religious Freedom Foundation’s president:
“The average American doesn’t have enough
intestinal fortitude to tell someone to shut up if they are talking in
a movie theater,” Weinstein said. “You know how hard it is to take on
your chain of command? This isn’t the shift manager at KFC.”

Sooners are RETARDS.
April 25, 2008New Oklahoma Law Forces Ultrasounds | Reproductive Health | RHRealityCheck.org
wow, that’s pretty fucked up!

We do demand that it stick around!
April 24, 2008Ballmer: You want XP, we’ll keep XP | Tech news blog – CNET News.com
Yes, we want to keep XP! The SP3 RC2 for xp is awesome, and Vista is too much of a hardware hog to deploy corporate-wide! Cost of ownership on vista because of the hardware restraints is waaaaay high! I don’t mind using Vista, but on a good machine!

grow a new arm and get back in the shit soldier!
April 22, 2008DoD establishes institute tasked with regrowing body parts – Engadget
this is pretty cool, i saw another program on this same subject and it is actually coming along pretty quickly already, this shot in the arm should make it really awesome really soon.

Russian President Putin secretly divorced his wife to marry a gymnast…wait, what?
April 17, 2008He must have stop hitting the booze so hard!
Putin secretly divorces his wife and marries rhythmical gymnast Alina Kabaeva? – Pravda.Ru:
update: putin denies this story but there is more information around! what in the hell is going on?

ABC SUCKS!!!
April 16, 2008
my walls are shiny!
April 13, 2008
what the press does when you’re not looking
April 13, 2008Daily Kos: Book Review: David Brock’s and Paul Waldman’s “Free Ride”
people can bitch all they want, but i know for a fact that Media Matters are some of the best fact-checkers ever, and the accusation that McCain can just get away with whatever and the media not really report on it is pretty damn solid.

your rom needs to be put in with this hammer, ma’am
April 12, 2008
your daily dose of crazy
April 11, 2008H.S. teacher resigns amid reports she was running escort services – On Deadline – USATODAY.com
its not enough to have sex with students…teachers now have to sell sex to get paid! motto: PAY TEACHERS MORE MONEY!!!

you try to lose weight…
April 9, 2008
friends don’t let friends eat stale candy
April 9, 2008
holy shit!
April 9, 2008Most powerful laser in the world fires up
this damn thing is right down the road from me! i wonder if i can shoot it at the frost bank tower and cause a laser-melting refracted apocalypse! that’d be awesome.

probably the most important conversation to come for a presidential candidate
April 8, 2008Obama Questions Petraeus at Senate Hearing – washingtonpost.com
excellent, just excellent. obama is awesome!

Charlton Heston dead!
April 6, 2008Charlton Heston, 84; actor played epic figures – Los Angeles Times
damn, that sucks. I raise my rifle in salute, sir.

dumbassery or hilarity? you decide.
April 5, 2008
omg gimme an ipod touch already!!!
April 5, 2008
Quake 3 hits the iPod touch, makes for portable LAN party – Engadget
AWESOME!!! Let’s put Rocket Arena 3 on this thing and PARTY!!!!
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still diva as hell
April 5, 2008
just for an answer…
April 5, 2008
Source: Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Married – Weddings, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z : People.com
noone would believe me that they were really getting married when I said it earlier today, so i’m posting this. did they think he was REALLY a player still or something?





